Wow. Sounds like a Candyland accident.... or meltdown at Willy Wonka's Factory. Not to make light of the disaster, but, if you had to go .... hmmm. I think I could go out in a Cotton Candy Tornado. Peanut Butter landslide. Pop Rocks avalanche. Fudgie Brownie quicksand. Milkshake drowning (with giant Oreo lifesavers).
just think of how sticky it would be. the insides of your fingers sticking together everytime they touched. your chin sticking to your neck whenever you look down. your testicles attaching to your thighs and then pulling off with every step you take!!
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